GO TO http://theberkleykidsnews.blogspot.com/

http://theberkleykidsnews.blogspot.com/

http://theberkleykidsnews.blogspot.com/

http://theberkleykidsnews.blogspot.com/

Ya know what I just pasted 3 times? THE NEW LOCATION OF THIS BLOG! IT IS NOW UNDER CONSTRUCTION, BUT BETTER THAN THIS ONE IT SHALL BE SOON ENOUGH! WHO-HOO!

~Weldom

//GAAAAAHHH… I’M SORRY.//

Ladies and gentleman, I WAS gonna’ tell you a story about how the worst kid in the entire school (Jerelle Beckford) hugged me involuntarily, BUT WORDPRESS BROKE DOWN ON ME.

AGAIN.

That is why I have an announcement. I will try to use blogger.com instead of wordpress.com. Why? Well, wordpress is great for ppl who don’t want to go too far into the real technicalities and the REAL complications of the internet world, but I’m afraid I need something more advanced. I’m pretty sure I’ll move it to Weldom.Blogger.com, or something else.  WordPress won’t let me scroll down or to the left all the way, something is terribly wrong with the text box, and I can’t do anything like change the color or put a picture without it freezing up. I’ve let this go on for too long, if I really want ppl to like this blog I’VE GOT TO GET A NEW SERVER.

And so everyone, Go to http://theberkleykidsnews.blogspot.com and see this blog transferred to there. Got it? Good.

For the most probably 2nd to last time on wordpress,

~Weldom

Happy Inaug Day! (BLEGURSHMLANIVA)

Happy Inauguration Day! Just think, our first African-American President. If it wasn’t for our man Martin Luther King, Mr. Barack Obama (AKA, the most important man in the U.S.A.)  might be living in POVERTY right now. He might’ve been dead of hunger or sickness cuz nobody helped him RIGHT NOW. NOBODY WOULD KNOW HIM, HE WOULDN’T EVEN MATTER. And just cuz Martin Luther King Jr. came along, he’s now the most important man in the U.S.A. THINK ABOUT THAT!

 

Plus, Inauguration means today Annika n’ I did the Presidential Breakdance in front of the entire 5th and 4th grade. WOW. SCARY, AND YET THE FUNNEST THING I HAVE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE. We one the classroom preliminaries because NOBODY ELSE WAS BRAVE ENOUGH TO GO ON. Mrs.Martin says we have more courage than she ever had. Well, courage is being scared to death and going for it anyways. That was from an inspirational poster. Isn’t that great?

Anyways, Daniella was sick so she didn’t get to practice, and so Annika and I did it ourselves. Daniella got to be our manager. Polo, Greg, and Myles are our bodyguards. OH GAWSH. I DON’T FEEL SAFE. Nope, not at all.

Anyways, we got 3rd place, announced informally. They didn’t actually CROWN us 3rd place, but 4th grade

 

I have to update Weekly Stuff, thanks 4 reading ur welcome 4 writing.

Patriotically Yours,

~Weldom 

SO CLOSE!

Well i just finished my Dare report and Sarah and Annika were so close to winning the rap dance. SO CLOSE! I wasn’t included because I had pink eye and missed rehearsal. Why would I mess up their chances to winning a contest?   Well until tomorrow!

                                                           -pEnN

BORED To DEATH!

Well I’m bored and Sarah and Annika are practicing for our rap dance. My eye has gotten better but I still don’t want to pass it on to Sarah or Annika. Pink eye is contagious. ARG! Why me? I guess I have to learn that new dance move from Annika another time. Shmarah, if you’re reading this than you’ll know that right now, I’m bored to DEATH!
– PeNn

Hi. Hola. I’m Penn!

Well earlier today sarah introduced me. Hi. Howdy. Hello. Hola.

Today I got sent home early because i had a pink eye. And i still do! Even after putting those eyedrops in.

Sowy shmarah. i probably can’t go to your house tomorrow because my dad said it can last three days. AUGHH

This is my first post! yay me!     

                                                                                     – PENN

Hello good ppl o’ de world.

OK EVERYONE! SOME SURPRISE NEWS FOR TODAY:

#1:

NEW AUTHOR NEW AUTHOR NEW AUTHOR! THAT’S RIGHT! NOW INTRODUCING PENN! Who’s Penn, you ask? U may know her as Dandy, Dani, Ella, Daniella, or Girl-Who-Randomly-Drops-Banana. Anyway you call her, SHE ROCKS! Wait, no not JUST rocks, she BOULDERS! And Polo pebbles. No, Polo sands. No, Polo atoms. Something like that. But she still rocks, look out for her posts ppl o’ de world!

#2:

THE BIG SECRET IS ABOUT TO BE SPILLED! IF U HAVE A HAT HOLD ON TO IT! IF YOU HAVE A CAT LET IT OUT OF THE BAG! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, OPEN THAT CAN AND SPILL THE BEANS CUZ HERE WE GO…

POLO LIKES ANNIKA! SRSLY! (NOT THAT SHE LIKES HER BACK)

Now then, don’t feel sorry for Annika. Okay, you can feel sorry that she has to put through with him, but everyone does anyways. Annika earned this, by doing something terrible that I cannot announce over public audience, and so, because it was not directly a violation, she can still be redeemed. Like this:

POLO LIKES ANNIKA! POLO LIKES ANNIKA! LALALALALA!

Okay then. Worry not Annika, ur violation has been marked void. (Don’t sweat it ppl. It’s an Berkley thing.)

thx 4 readin, ur welcome 4 writin’,

-Weldom <3

Uhhh…

Okay, so I’m just sipping my mango juice (Obtained from Jollibee, the brand being Gina) when suddenly, I think, “I’m missing something… And then
GAHHHH!!! AHHH! RAAAHH! BAAH! GOES A SHEEP! IM SO RANDOM! GAAAHH!!!

I forgot to blog. That’s a crime. Another crime would be that Polo pushed Andre, Annika’s cute little brother. That’s a crime, a terrible one! What crimes have I commited, you ask? Well, I’ve stolen a Pterodactyl or two, but it’s not like I PUSHED ANYONE! That’s just SICKENING Polo!

Okay, jk jk. I’ve commited a real crime before. Listen: at Jollibee, I went over to the rack with mango juice cans, and I took the first can off the shelf…. AND SWITCHED IT WITH THE ONE BEHIND IT!!!!! AHHH!!!! Scary, right?

Speaking of scary, I have a scary story for you: Last night… when I was all alone in my room… I was just sitting there on my bed… when SUDDENLY! (dramatic pause) I SMELLED A FART THAT WASN’T MINE!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for reading, ur welcome for writing, plus a big secret spilled tomorrow… Everyone (except one certain person) won’t want to miss it!

VIDS! VIDS! (It sounds so weird!)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!(Though I haven’t met one man who was gentle enough to be called a gentleman) I PRESENT MY FIRST VID! (THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD! VID VID VID VID VID Yahhhh okay done.) Sometimes, boring Saturdays are when the best ideas emerge, and so, my first vid attempt:

Watch it, and be happy you don’t have a friend who drops bananas randomly on the floor like I do. But you still rock Penn!

-Weldom

(PS, NO SIGNATURE CUZ IM USING MY DAD’S COMPUTE, Weekly stuff being updated soon, About being updated soon, and I hate bananas. Thanks for reading, ur welcome for writing.)

SO UNREALISTIC!

Today is SOOO unreal. BOTH Annika and Daniella are at my house, it’s snowing, and our teacher has forced us to cheoreograph some dance to a political RAP song about presidents! Just go to http://www.educationalrap.com , we ain’t kidding. Happy snow Saturday! (Why couldn’t it snow on Monday?)

~Weldom (And Daniella, AND Annika)

I’m sorry all you freaks! ANYWAYS!

Okay everyone, we all have noticed (Or at least all the smart ones have noticed)  that I haven’t been posting as much. I apoloigize. GAH I SOUNDED WAY TO PROFESSIONAL THERE! Anyways, I’m going to start being more re…re…. re… RESPONSIBLE!

Things (dumb and terrible things) have been comin up in my life so I can’t really make much time for myself, let alone an internet blog. But I promise from now on, I will not forget to post for more than one day in a row, unless it’s weekends or vacation.

I have a few fun things to post on days when nothing happens, so don’t worry…

ANYWAYS! TIME FOR THE GOOD STUFF! Guess what happened in art today? MYLES PANTS RIPPED. I’M SERIOUS. GAWSH THAT’S WEIRD! Gehhh… *shiver shiver…

ANYWAYS, yesterday was the Berkley St. School spelling  bee, the 2 nominees in our class being UNFORTUNATELY Greg and Myles. To tell you the truth, I did want someone in our class to win but I didn’t want either of THEM to win! But I was extra mad at Myles, since he played some prank at me, so I technically wanted Greg to win, just so Myles wouldn’t.

ANYWAYS, I was holding on to Annika’s arm in nervousness when Greg came up and started spelling complexion. He spelled it  C-O-M-P-L-E-X *pause to think -T-I-O-N.

GAH!!!! RIGHT WHEN HE SAID THE T, I SQUEEZED ANNIKA’S ARM AS HARD AS I COULD. (I’m pretty sure I cut off her circulation) She was all, “What?” Then I pointed to Mr.Gere who was preparing to ring the “you spelled it wrong hahahaha!” bell. And the DING! He lost.

ANYWAYS, the good news is that someone from our class still won, but it was Myles. He said sorry though, so I don’t mind anymore. That much. I still extremely dislike him. Extremely.

Thanks for reading, your welcome for writing!

S-I-N-C-E-R-E-L-Y,

~w-E-l-D-oM